Friday, January 31, 2014

Sarcastic Ecards that are actually true


No 5 on Friday today - I had another idea instead. My husband and I were laughing over these sarcastic Ecards the other night, and I said something about how as funny as they were, most of them were actually really true. I thought I would share these today instead of 5 on Friday, or we could call it sarcastic 7 on Friday :)
Does anyone else watch Friends on repeat? And it really doesn't matter how many times I have seen the episodes, I still want to watch! And why are they always on tv at the most inopportune times!
As terrible as it is, I know many ER and ICU nurses who say this. Mostly joking, but a little bit true too. We code people a lot at work, working in the ICU. And it's not that I wouldn't ever help someone outside of the hospital, I just wouldn't want to. I wouldn't have the normal resources and drugs to hand immediately like I do at work. It would just be a messy situation. Stay healthy people!!!
Now this wasn't true for my husband, but it definitely was for me! My pet peeve was when you had to read aloud as a class - it went so slow that way!! I much preferred when we could read silently to ourselves. But, I am a book worm.
I think that we can ALL agree that this is true. Something about Target sucks you in, and you always leave having spent more than you really meant to. My husband always give me this look when I utter the words, "I'm going to Target!".
I saw so many blog posts about PSL when fall hit last year. So I know without a shadow of a doubt that this one is no lie :)
Why do we feel so bad about this? I always feel terrible when I have to rearrange my pup, when in reality he should probably just be sleeping on the floor. But how can I say no to his cute cute face?!
This is about the most realistic of them all. I know that it usually takes me longer than I say to get ready, but it always takes my husband twice the amount of time to get home than he says.  I guess that makes it even then!
Obviously, this isn't a sarcastic ecard. I just love miniature ponies, and how adorable is he?!

How true are some of these for you??








50 comments:

  1. I love the one about the mall! I tell people all the time "I'm off duty" that was said about 15 times on Gasparilla around my friends :-)

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    1. Totally true! No one wants to do that on their day off!

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  3. I 100% agree about the mall thing. My mom and I saw a man laying down on the ground in Wal Mart one time and people were all around him. My mom was like you need to go over there now! I told her the man has his eyes open and was blinking, EMS were on their way and I'm not at work! Sorry! He was obviously awake and not unconscious so I'll leave him to the professionals! Today I'm a normal person!

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    1. So true! I think unless you work in health care, you won't understand why you don't want to do that on your day off!

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  4. Hahahaha these are so good! Especially the one about Target, I don't know how it happens, but by the end of my trip my arms are full of stuff I don't even remember picking up!

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    1. I think the target one is my favorite!

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  5. The 5 minutes away for a guy could not be more true!! ANNOYING!! I'm the same way with Sex and the City episodes - i've seen every single one of them, but if it's on I'll watch it again! Happy weekend!

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    1. I know! How can it be that that is so universal!!?

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  6. lol those are great!!! I love the 5 mins one!

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  7. Hahah e-cards are my favorite :):) Thanks for starting off my friday with some laughs! Have a great weekend hun!

    Tori
    FashionBlingGirlyThings

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    1. They are the best! I find great ones on Pinterest! Happy weekend :)

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  8. The dog in the bed one, all. Day. Long haha. Love these things. And they are always true it seems like! Have a great weekend :)

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    1. Haha I know, were suckers for cute faces!

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  9. Every single one is soooo true! I can't help, but troll the rotten ecards website when I'm bored thinking at least I'm not the only one!

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    1. I know! I find the best one on Pinterest :)

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  10. SOO TRUE!
    Make sure to check out my blog:
    majotron.blogspot.com

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  11. These are so great, Becky!! My personal favorite, with no surprise, is the Target one :) :)

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  12. That pony picture cracked me up! I forgot how much I hated reading aloud in school! I always ended up feeling embarrassed for the kids that couldn't read that well... Those eCards are all hilariously true!

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    1. Oh my gosh same here! Gotta love miniature ponies :)

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  13. these are hilarious!! I totally agree with the Target one!! (I have learned its best to go in while leaving your purse/wallet at home - but then there is online shopping.....) I think about my sweet puppy all the time. Sometimes he is just in the WRONG spot but so cute I can't move him! (plus he kinda feels like chopped liver since we brought our baby girl home...)

    atparsons.blogspot.com

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    1. The target one is my favorite! And the pup one is so true - were suckers for cute furry faces!

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  14. I can spend hours looking at those eCards online, they literally make me LOL. Also I am so guilty of watching repeats of shows I already have seen when I should be doing something else with my time. Have a great weekend!
    -Alex
    http://www.monstermisa.blogspot.com/

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    1. Repeat shoes of friends never gets old!! Happy weekend!

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  15. Haha I love the reading one - reading silently was my favorite thing in class ever! I was like "I can't believe they are calling this school!" And the Target one - um, yes. In fact, I have a Target trip coming in the near future and I'm trying to make sure I have more than enough time set aside :)

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    1. Glad I'm not the only one who loved reading silently! Target is the best!

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  16. Hey I LOVE your layout ;) I could look at those things for forever, just my type of humor. As for the one about pumpkin spice lattes, that is me every single year since the birth of those things. It is never fall until the pumpkin goodies come out!

    www.goingupupandaway.blogspot.com

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    1. Thanks! And so true, these are so entertaining! The PSL makes life so much better!

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  17. hahahha! the friends shows - hell yes. AND to make it worse, i have the ENTIRE DVD set but when it comes on, i'm like, YESSSSSS! and must watch it. best episode: when the girls lost the apartment :)

    kathy
    Vodka and Soda

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    1. So do I!!!! I am so glad that I'm not the only one!!

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  18. Bahahaha, Target is like a casino. XD

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    Harlynn
    mindyourmandess.blogspot.com

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    1. I would have never thought of the comparison, but when I saw that I was like YESSSS!!!!

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  19. OMG that Target one! It's like it knows what's in my brain!

    jess | Quaintrelle

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  20. I love ecards! These are all so very true!

    Lauren,
    http://www.atouchofsoutherngrace.com/

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  21. The target and pet in the bed cards are the best! I always try and head straight for whatever I came in for but I always end up with a basket full of stuff I didn't know I needed.
    Stephanie,
    http://lifeisbetteronthesouthernside.blogspot.com/

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    1. I know - and the dollar section is the worst for sucking you in!!!

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  22. These were so funny! The Target one really hits home for me. I can't go into one section for not picking something up. HAHAHA
    http://www.averysweetblog.com/

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    1. I know - I think they have some kind of hypnotic secret that we don't know about!

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  23. Thanks for sharing these - they're always so funny. The Friends one and the Target one are like spot on for me! :)
    xoxo,
    Nikki at www.bedazzlesafterdark.com

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  24. hahaha love so many of these! can definitely relate to the friends one :)

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